OK, now that’s funny right there!
Saw him play with The New Barbarians about 30 years ago, and we were right up against the stage (back in the day of “festival seating”). Keith was maybe 10’-12’ from us for most of the show, and looked like death warmed over back then!
And that’s why they use formaldehyde to preserve things instead of alcohol.
:)
[they say you get the face you deserve...I’d hate to see the portrait hidden in *his* attic]