[GlockThe Vote]

I want have sex w Christy Canyon , win the lotto, get obama out of office, and meet Metallica.

I am the 99 percent.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hi, I am Satan.

I’m organizing all these protests with my puppets George Soros and Barack Obama, so that I can finally, through communism, bring America into the Dominion of Hell!

I am the 99% ... or is it the 666%?

Tell God I still don’t want to move back up there.