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Facebook Privacy Song (Lazamataz Original Productions)
Sept 28, 2011 | by Lazamataz

Posted on 09/28/2011 9:36:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz

(Sung to the tune of Robert Palmer’s “Didn’t Mean to Turn You On”)

…When you reg-is-tered
You knew we'd be such little turds
But when we did
We didn't mean to track you down

Now you're on Facebook
You tell me you'd rather not share your hooks
We're sorry, baby
We didn't mean to track you down

Woah, baby, we didn't mean to track you down

You read us wrong
Keep your information much too long
Not like you thought
We didn't mean to track you down

We know you
Expected some pri-va-cy
When we refused
We thought you wouldn't dis-a-gree

We're sorry, baby
We didn't mean to track you down

Told you this, clearly
In the fine print that sits on page three
(fine print on that page three...)
Oh, we didn't mean to track you down

Woah, baby, we didn't mean to track you down
Woah, baby, we didn't mean to track you down
....We didn't mean to track you down
....We didn't mean to track you down


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KEYWORDS: facebook; palmer; robertpalmer; trackyoudown
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1 posted on 09/28/2011 9:36:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: doug from upland

Thought this might appeal to you. :)


2 posted on 09/28/2011 9:39:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
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To: TheOldLady

I know you like being pinged. :)


3 posted on 09/28/2011 9:39:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
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To: Lazamataz

Farm out!


4 posted on 09/28/2011 9:40:04 AM PDT by Mr. K (Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket~!!!)
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To: Mr. K

Out of state! Gravy!


5 posted on 09/28/2011 9:41:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
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To: Lazamataz
Told you this, clearly
In the fine print that sits on page three
(fine print on that page three...)
Oh, we didn't mean to track you down

6 posted on 09/28/2011 9:42:00 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
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To: Lazamataz
Told you this, clearly
In the fine print that sits on page three
(fine print on that page three...)
Oh, we didn't mean to track you down

Pure genius, Laz.

7 posted on 09/28/2011 9:42:17 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
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To: Alex Murphy

(curtsey)


8 posted on 09/28/2011 9:44:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
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To: Lazamataz

My son needed a knee brace for football so I was googling and looking at sites and then when on facebook, knee brace ad’s kept popping up. Knew something was up.


9 posted on 09/28/2011 9:48:22 AM PDT by edcoil (The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital. -- Joe Paterno)
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To: Lazamataz
You know I live for your pings, nice man.

Pings like this one make my day. You have talent, and you have suitably entertained me.   ;-)

My day is brighter, and in fact, the sun just came out, literally and figuratively.

Don't lose my number.
10 posted on 09/28/2011 9:48:22 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, since we host it,
If you hit it, don’t post it!
We just can’t resist it,
Trackin’ you down!


11 posted on 09/28/2011 9:49:09 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: TheOldLady

Thanks pooky!


12 posted on 09/28/2011 9:59:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’re welcome, Snookums.


13 posted on 09/28/2011 10:09:08 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz; TheOldLady

Hey, I’m digging Laz these days too!
Care for a three-some?
(I’ll play the organ - ahem - to this song!!!)


14 posted on 09/28/2011 10:19:00 AM PDT by matginzac
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To: matginzac; Lazamataz
I've been very fond of Lazamataz for a really long time.

But... Um... I'm not a threesome kind of a girl.

Also, I am extremely guilty. Just look at my profile page, and scroll down to the bottom. You will see what I mean.

Don't let the PS90 distract you.
15 posted on 09/28/2011 10:29:16 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz

We can’t play this game anymore
But can we still be friends?
Things just can’t go on like before
But can we still be friends?


16 posted on 09/28/2011 10:35:49 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: TheOldLady; matginzac; Lazamataz

Gun porn that is mean, I want one.


17 posted on 09/28/2011 10:41:56 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: edcoil
My son needed a knee brace for football so I was googling and looking at sites and then when on facebook, knee brace ad’s kept popping up. Knew something was up.

I have a better one. Was looking for a nice Necklace/Bracelet for my wife for our anniversary. She got on FB and my page was logged on, replete with a line of ads for jewelry. BUSTED!

18 posted on 09/28/2011 10:50:59 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: Ratman83; matginzac; Lazamataz
Oh, it's a beauty. I already love it without firing a shot. Hubby has a few accessories on order too.

Guns and ammo: mmm, mmm, mmm!

It's almost as wonderful as Lazamataz, but not quite.

19 posted on 09/28/2011 10:55:09 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz

There once was a man from Nantucket.


20 posted on 09/28/2011 10:57:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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