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Facebook Privacy Song (Lazamataz Original Productions)
Sept 28, 2011
| by Lazamataz
Posted on 09/28/2011 9:36:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz
(Sung to the tune of Robert Palmer’s “Didn’t Mean to Turn You On”)
…When you reg-is-tered
You knew we'd be such little turds
But when we did
We didn't mean to track you down
Now you're on Facebook
You tell me you'd rather not share your hooks
We're sorry, baby
We didn't mean to track you down
Woah, baby, we didn't mean to track you down
You read us wrong
Keep your information much too long
Not like you thought
We didn't mean to track you down
We know you
Expected some pri-va-cy
When we refused
We thought you wouldn't dis-a-gree
We're sorry, baby
We didn't mean to track you down
Told you this, clearly
In the fine print that sits on page three
(fine print on that page three...)
Oh, we didn't mean to track you down
Woah, baby, we didn't mean to track you down
Woah, baby, we didn't mean to track you down
....We didn't mean to track you down
....We didn't mean to track you down
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KEYWORDS: facebook; palmer; robertpalmer; trackyoudown
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1
posted on
09/28/2011 9:36:47 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: doug from upland
Thought this might appeal to you. :)
2
posted on
09/28/2011 9:39:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
To: TheOldLady
I know you like being pinged. :)
3
posted on
09/28/2011 9:39:31 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
To: Lazamataz
4
posted on
09/28/2011 9:40:04 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket~!!!)
To: Mr. K
5
posted on
09/28/2011 9:41:29 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
To: Lazamataz
Told you this, clearly
In the fine print that sits on page three
(fine print on that page three...)
Oh, we didn't mean to track you down
6
posted on
09/28/2011 9:42:00 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
To: Lazamataz
Told you this, clearly
In the fine print that sits on page three
(fine print on that page three...)
Oh, we didn't mean to track you down Pure genius, Laz.
7
posted on
09/28/2011 9:42:17 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
To: Alex Murphy
8
posted on
09/28/2011 9:44:12 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
To: Lazamataz
My son needed a knee brace for football so I was googling and looking at sites and then when on facebook, knee brace ad’s kept popping up. Knew something was up.
9
posted on
09/28/2011 9:48:22 AM PDT
by
edcoil
(The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital. -- Joe Paterno)
To: Lazamataz
You know I live for your pings, nice man.
Pings like this one make my day. You have talent, and you have suitably entertained me. ;-)
My day is brighter, and in fact, the sun just came out, literally and figuratively.
Don't lose my number.
10
posted on
09/28/2011 9:48:22 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: Lazamataz
Well, since we host it,
If you hit it, don’t post it!
We just can’t resist it,
Trackin’ you down!
11
posted on
09/28/2011 9:49:09 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius.)
To: TheOldLady
12
posted on
09/28/2011 9:59:16 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Michael Moore: Aggressively Hypocritical and Smug About It.)
To: Lazamataz
You’re welcome, Snookums.
13
posted on
09/28/2011 10:09:08 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: Lazamataz; TheOldLady
Hey, I’m digging Laz these days too!
Care for a three-some?
(I’ll play the organ - ahem - to this song!!!)
To: matginzac; Lazamataz
I've been very fond of Lazamataz for a really long time.
But... Um... I'm not a threesome kind of a girl.
Also, I am extremely guilty. Just look at my profile page, and scroll down to the bottom. You will see what I mean.
Don't let the PS90 distract you.
15
posted on
09/28/2011 10:29:16 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: Lazamataz
We can’t play this game anymore
But can we still be friends?
Things just can’t go on like before
But can we still be friends?
16
posted on
09/28/2011 10:35:49 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: TheOldLady; matginzac; Lazamataz
Gun porn that is mean, I want one.
17
posted on
09/28/2011 10:41:56 AM PDT
by
Ratman83
To: edcoil
My son needed a knee brace for football so I was googling and looking at sites and then when on facebook, knee brace ad’s kept popping up. Knew something was up. I have a better one. Was looking for a nice Necklace/Bracelet for my wife for our anniversary. She got on FB and my page was logged on, replete with a line of ads for jewelry. BUSTED!
18
posted on
09/28/2011 10:50:59 AM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: Ratman83; matginzac; Lazamataz
Oh, it's a beauty. I already love it without firing a shot. Hubby has a few accessories on order too.
Guns and ammo: mmm, mmm, mmm!
It's almost as wonderful as Lazamataz, but not quite.
19
posted on
09/28/2011 10:55:09 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: Lazamataz
There once was a man from Nantucket.
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