Well, I use the cell phone to control my husband. I text him and say, “Going to kill, dismember Bill, bury parts in 3 counties. Bye.” Then DP will call Bill and tell him to shape up.
“I use the cell phone to control my husband...”
I like to tell mine, “Why don’t we book a cruise?!” Seems that lots of men disappear on cruises. ((( giggle giggle )))