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At one comstruction worksite, some construction workers put some broken pieces of glass, on the passenger side of the foreman’s truck. They then rolled down his window and then told the foreman that his window got shattered.

The foreman drove that truck around for about two weeks before he could get a window ‘repaired’ by rolling the window back up.


17 posted on 09/24/2011 6:43:23 AM PDT by Jonty30
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To: Jonty30

lol


63 posted on 09/24/2011 8:03:05 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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LOL.

I was working in an office environment, and for some reason my wife bought me a “screaming golf ball”. The little ball had two metal terminals on it, and if you touched the two terminals the golf ball would emit a woman’s scream.

I had to go into the office on a Sunday, and had the ball with me. I showed the thing to a co-worker. He had the idea of attaching two ends of telephone wire from a huge spool to it. When we touched the two other ends of the wire together the ball still screamed.

So we put the screamer in the suspended ceiling of another office and ran the wire down the hall in the ceiling to my office halfway up the hall from the target office. When you touched the wires together in my office, the ball screamed in the victims’ office, and you couldn’t tell where the heck the sound came from.

Once the office had settled down for the day, we set the screamer off. They came bounding out of their office in shock. We all searched the office and found nothing.

We only set if off once more that day. But over the next few weeks we would make it scream several times a day.

One of the office managers figured out my buddy and I were somehow behind this, just from the grins on our faces. We showed her how it worked. She told us to wait till she got down there and to set if off again.

The thing screamed in their office, and the manager stormed in. “I don’t know how you two are making this weird noise, but it stops right now. I don’t want to hear this again!”

The professed their ignorance, but she wouldn’t hear it. She told them this was their last warning. She slammed their door, and I immediately touched the wires together making it scream. She jerked the door open, “WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!” All they could say was “We didn’t do it.”

Someone called the exterminator, thinking a possum had somehow gotten trapped in the walls. He didn’t find a thing.


96 posted on 09/24/2011 4:45:28 PM PDT by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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