HAHAHA! I didn’t think of Sturgis...but hey...I can imagine a flattened tin can, looking like a piece of aluminum foil, by the time the party is over.
Maybe he’ll take on the burn out pit.
[the “wall of death” would be redundant]
But then they wouldn't be able to see him, would they? teehee.
Can you imagine the drag against those sleak lines?? hahahaha, they would have to give him a handicap in a race.