I gotta tell you ... hours later, I'm still giggling! I've come back to that ridiculous photo and then your comment a couple of times today, and even showed it to my sweetheart (who has restored and hot-rodded many old cars, owned several Corvettes, and -- God help us -- has set of longhorns mounted on the wall in his studio!) and we both giggled ourselves into fits at your dry observation that "the horns on the hood just make this contraption look tacky" ... !!
We'll certainly consider the veal!