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To: Young Werther

“Moose Turds make excellent jewlery!”

Who the h$ll would wear......ahh forget it. Gotta give it to the guy who thought of that one. The real funny part is the first person who bought it! n/s


22 posted on 09/20/2011 2:53:48 PM PDT by cameraeye (A happy kuffir!)
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To: cameraeye
Moose are herbivores. They eat leaves and bark from trees and the residue that ends up on the forest floor is cellulose poop. When it dries out it is much like a wood beed that you can buty at Hobby Lobby.

Shellac them and drill holes, add ear ring holders or gold or silver strings and voila you have Moose turd Jewelry. No smell!

26 posted on 09/20/2011 3:24:07 PM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
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To: cameraeye

Who the h$ll would wear it?
Up here in Alaska? Tourists :-)
Never seen an Alaskan lady wear one. They’re really considered something of a joke.


27 posted on 09/20/2011 6:06:28 PM PDT by ArmyTeach (Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain ... USS Iowa BB61)
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