[Mr Ramsbotham]

Somehow reminds me of the 85-year-old guy who decided that for this 85th birthday he wanted to have sex with a young woman. So he hires a 20-something year-old prostitute and takes her to a motel room. Excusing himself, he goes into the bathroom and shuts the door. Ten minutes later he pops out stark naked, wearing a condom, with cotton in his ears and cotton stuffed up his nostrils.

"Well," says the prostitute, "the condom maybe I can understand. But what's with the cotton in the ears and nose?"

"Listen, baby," says the old guy, "There's two things in this world I can't stand. One is the sound of a young woman, screaming her lungs out in ecstasy. The other is the smell of rubber burning."

[LuvFreeRepublic]

LOL, the 85 year old guy. Just put it on my FB. Very funny. Thanks.