[PENANCE]

So, how does one go about "becoming" Amish?

Do I need a crazy Dutch surname? Cuz I'll GET one if I have to.

[bobzeetwin]

So, how does one go about "becoming" Amish?

Learn to love Shoo-Fly Pie. Learn to say YAA! Get big hands, big heart, and BIG BALLS. All assuming you are a man. If you are a woman, get subservient in a passive/aggressive way. If you are not of legal age yet, listen, learn, and STFU.

[oneamericanvoice]

You have to believe in their doctrine and live by their codes. No more internet. How do you look in gray or black? Do you know much about doing laundry by hand, canning, feeding livestock, etc?