Let me make it clear to you, MCSP2008, that your English is so poor it is extremely difficult to understand you. That’s what all these people are trying to tell you. You should listen to them, and try to understand before replying with more improper English that confuses them even further.
Take your phrase “I guess talking to Americans is like to explain to kindergarten kids:” is not correct. Proper English would say “I guess talking to Americans is like explaining things to kindergarten kids.” We do not say “is like to explain kindergareten kids” Explain what? To explain? No... Explaining (the act of giving an explanation).
Do you understand me?
Yes, I do and my sincere apology for all the grammar mistakes, I still like comments, it was funny, I like people with good sense of Humor, and surely it was here.
Maybe one day I will be able to write in much proper way.