[Lazlo in PA]

Really? Where was the section of that piece on how the number of lug nuts on the buses wheels will divine the actual hour and minute of the big announcement? Quite a stretch here.

Drink Ovaltine

[editor-surveyor]

Figures that a nut like you would be fixated on lugnuts.

Coincidentally, I purchased a new lug wrench today, and am prepared to tighten-up loose nuts like you.