Corpse Found in Tub with TV Weatherman

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[mikrofon]

From the Weather Girls Channel, the outlook that day was mostly Fairy, with a 60% chance of raining men....

[and so?]

LOL

Couple years ago, KARK let Brett Cummins go, because of, as I understand it, his off air activities.

I don't remember if the rumor mill suggested anything like this. Public opinion brought him back as he was a much better weatherman than the guy who replaced him, Mike Francis.

Francis had/has all the personality traits of soggy cardboard.

The state paper hasn't had a lot of coverage on this story (probably media covering for media) but I'll bet KARK wishes they never heard of Brett Cummins

[Captain Peter Blood]

So you are equating all illegal drug use with Gay Sex?
Haven’t seen that government study yet.
So by definition all drug users are gay then?
Very interesting, does that include just illegal drugs or all drugs legal or not?

[Rome2000]

Weathermen should be registered with the authorities like sex offenders.

Wouldn't want one living in my neighborhood.

[Captain Peter Blood]

Well I liked Mike Francis but of course he is having the last laugh now. He is in the Atlanta market making into 6 figures and doing well.

[Rome2000]

That was a hell of a storm hitting south Florida, was that Katrina?

Couldn't have been Andrew, the world wasn't that gay back in 1992.

[Jonty30]

It’s well known that gay sex and drugs go together, but that isn’t saying that drug users have gay sex.

They might, but I think it’s fair to say that most drug users cannot account for most of their time while high.

[I see my hands]

The fair weather girl.

[madmominct]

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

[GOP Poet]

Sometimes things are just what they seem. Not too hard to figure this one out for me.

[Grizzled Bear]

At one time, being discovered with a dead girl or a live boy would kill a political career.

Nowa-daze, Brett Cummins could run as a democrat and proudly declare that he is a “Homosexual/Necrophiliac American.”

[Captain Peter Blood]

I am afriad I have led a sheltered life, I just didn’t know drugs and gay sex went hand in hand.
How about drugs and straight sex does that ever happen?

[Grizzled Bear]

Hey Humble. Take a look at the “pitcher” on post 23. Is that collar from Eaker’s collection?

[Nick Danger]

Pretend this is a “dog days of Summer” joke. I couldn’t think of one, but my heart was in the right place.

[Grizzled Bear]

I am afriad I have led a sheltered life, I just didn’t know drugs and gay sex went hand in hand.

How about drugs and straight sex does that ever happen?

The truth is, drug use among homosexuals (along with domestic abuse and infidelity) is exponentially higher than the general population.

Since these things happen (to a lesser degree) in heterosexual relationships, we should celebrate them. Would that make you feel special?

[PhilDragoo]

And, worse, he probably swallows Climate Change.

[humblegunner]

Is that collar from Eaker’s collection?

Could be, I hope he shelves it.

Last I saw them dogs was chewing the collars OFF each other over there.

[Slings and Arrows]

There’s a lot of that going ‘round.

[Finny]

I read the headline ... smiled in spite of myself ... then read the excerpt posted ... and sat here giggling. My heart goes out to the parents and family of the dead man, but still, I'm giggling.

Is that wrong?

[nuconvert]

“Is that wrong?”

It’s terrible. :~ p