Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62
Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.
The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.
"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."
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yeesh! glad I don’t qualify~!
guilty
I’ve seen recent pictures.
He better be damn hungry.
I saw some pics of her with hair, before she gained all the weight....she was actually not too bad looking then. If she grew the hair out a little more, dropped about 30 pounds, and got rid of the Tats....she might have a bit more luck.
*smiling* Only you, Laz....only you.
Looks like she’s singing “Nothing Compares 2U” to the vegetables now.
Whaddayaknow, the hair *did* grew back
And we appreciate you taking one for the team.
A guy would have to have a grudge against his dick to do her.
Rantings of a lunatic.
She does have a beautiful voice, though.
My favorite Sinead O’Connor story (actually, the only one I know) involves her visit to the home of Prince to discuss the song “Nothing Compares”. Prince wrote the song, but Sinead’s version became the bigger hit.
For reasons unknown, but probably having something to do with the fact that they are both insufferable divas, Prince and Sinead O’Connor got into an actual fist fight.
While an odd story from Sinead’s perspective, Dave Chappelle Show viewers can attest that it hardly ranks as on the list of interesting Prince stories.
Sounds like a match for AL GORE
“Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?”
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I thought she ‘played’ for the ‘other team’.
Well, two things, did she invest her money wisely or did the state get it all in taxes AND is there enough Guinness and/or Irish Whiskey to keep one in a perpetual “it is closing time” frame of mind?
Like Joe E Lewis told Jack Lemmon in “Some Like It Hot”, ‘Well, nobody is perfect’.
Sounds like a match for AL GORE
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