Why not go all the way and turn it into a musical orgy? Throw in a few animals in heat, a few homos, a few in betweens (whatever they're called) and maybe a few large plants covered with insects just to spice it up a bit?
Once they open that door of perversion, anything is referred to as "politically correct" after that (complete with hate legislation and tolerance books for kindergartners).
“Why not go all the way and turn it into a musical orgy?”
You know, with all the celebrity sex tapes out there, it’s only a matter of time before some cable network comes up with a “*Bleep*ing the Stars” show. I think some reality show chick was trying to convince some of her co-stars to do porn a few months back, so we are not too far.