Professor Erwin Corey. Fight fire with fire, I say!
I am embarrased to say I had not seen him for so long that I...
But he's 93 and as sharp as ever, evidently.
A staple of Professor Corey's routine is describing how he procured from the federal government a copy of the Declaration of Independence through the Freedom of Information Act. He pulls out the document, most of which is blacked out with marker.
Priceless!