[mountn man]

after a couple months of making as many as I could eat, they’d mistake me for the Goodyear blimp and fly me to a football game or something.

If you ate that many, and got that big, I doubt they'd be able to fly you anywhere.

[Nervous Tick]

>> If you ate that many, and got that big, I doubt they’d be able to fly you anywhere.

Sorry, I forgot to mention that french fries give me terrible gas.