Here’s how you get your hands on the stuff. (Again, I hope that’s not literally what happens.)
For a chance to purchase Zoo Doo or Bedspread, send in a postcard from September 1 through September 23 only. You can enter both the Zoo Doo and Bedspread drawings, but separate postcards are required: for Zoo Doo, mark your postcard “Zoo Doo.” For Bedspread, mark your postcard “B.S.” Entry cards will be selected randomly for as many entrants possible. Dr. Doo will contact the lucky drawn entries only.
By the way, zoo poop isn’t free:
Pick-up truck 8×4 bed: $60; 6×4 bed: $45; 6×3 bed: $35. Limit one full truck per person. Garbage cans: $8 to $10 depending on size; bags: $4 to $6 depending on size. Two-gallon and pint-sized buckets are available anytime at the ZooStores for $14.95 and $4.95, respectively.
Find out more on the zoo’s website.
About 20 years or so ago, when organic gardening first became popular..they came up with the brilliant idea to sell the stuff..elephant dung is GREAT fertilizer.
So, every day the circus is in town, you can see all these liberals with their rooftop gardens, drive their SUVs down into the loading docks under MSG, lay down a tarp, and PAY good money for elephant crapola..
Look at this. Would we like to spend September discussing fertilizer? The Seattle location would be reminiscent of Sionnsar.
I know people who get lion/tiger poo and put it around their property to keep the coyotes away, as fertilizer, nope.
And no they don’t have to pay for it, just haul it away.
Well, I’ve asked three others for permission to use their threads for the Undead Thread September home and gotten nowhere so far.
So, here goes:
With your permission, may we use your thread here for the September home of the Undead Thread?
This is the last of four prospective threads that have been forwarded to me.