Dogs have Constitutional rights too.

Spending the summer in Butte, Montana....My Great Dane frequents a local bar, “The Helsinki Yacht Club.”
Free goodies for any dog that shows up, and the Dane has appointed himself official guard dog.
One the warm evenings, when the front door is open, he ESCORTS ALL PATRONS to their cars when they leave.
Better yet, when cars pull in to the curb, he seeks out cars with female occupants.
Then he TAKES THE WOMAN BY THE WRIST, and escorts them into the bar!
Good Dog! lol