Obama's illegal uncle arrested; 'Uncle Omar' almost hits cop car, tries to call White House

Washington Times ^ | Published on August 28, 2011, 11:40AM | Kerry Picket

[mylife]

“The Framingham police acted stupidly”

[ladyjane]

How many teenage girls has he knocked up

How much welfare has he sucked up in the last 30 years?

[COBOL2Java]

Uncle Omar:

[Cheetahcat]

“How many teenage girls has he knocked up

How much welfare has he sucked up in the last 30 years?”

Prissy Obama Quote “I we got to have a Lawyer. I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout Working and driving.”

[Carling]

He did, as do most, but I think Obumbles is the first with a bunch of illegal immigrant family members living in the country.

[Krodg]

I wonder what ever happened to Billy Beer.

I still have a can in my fridge...no one will drink it.

[jacob allen]

Didn’t Odumbo tell his kinfolk about “GOD DAMN AMERICA?”

[SharpRightTurn]

Someone please close the gate before more of these Kenyan idiots can invade our country. And throw Aunt Ziti and Uncle Omar out on their worthless rear ends.

[labette]

If Jimmy was my brother,
I would probably drink too much, myself.

[RightGeek]

Barry is on the phone now to Aunt Zeituni’s lawywers

[Anna W]

Sound familiar? Don’t blame me.
Omar doubted the officer slamming on his brakes because he didn’t hear the tires squeal when he rolled through a stop sign & took a quick left.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

I still have a 40 oz. Powermaster in my fridge. It must be about 20 years old. Heileman brewing caught hell from Jesse Jackson, et. al., when word leaked it was target marketing the urban(e) low brau crowd. They actually cancelled the product before its introduction date. But a few cases here and there showed up at retailers and I purchased one as a joke at Party Port Liquors in Madison, WI, back in the day. It's like Stalin's body, it will remain forever on display in the fridge.

[CigarettesGolfandIceCream]

“Didn’t Carter have some nutty relatives, too?”

Yes, Billy, who had his own beer label. “Billy Beer” but his booze problem got him in all kinds of trouble and he was a true embarassment to President Peanut. BUT he WAS legally born here!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Carter IS the nutty relative!

[basil]

Well—there is that—LOL!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I always figured Billy had good reasons for his Hell raising ways, I know that bunch would drive me to drink and pee on airport runways too!

[basil]

You have such a way with words—LOL!