"Hey, it's great to be here in Japan, Land of the Rising Mushroom Cloud. {pause for laughs; dead silence} But seriously, folks, I just flew in from China, and boy, are my arms tired! {pause for laughs; just a few embarrassed coughs} Talk about China! I almost didn't get this suit back from the cleaners! 'No tickee, no laundry,' they said. So I said, 'What's a tickee? Is that like Boehner after we raised the debt ceiling on him?' {more silence} These are the jokes, folks. No wonder you people lost the war."
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