“McNab’s girlfriend will not face charges, police said. “
No doubt the journalist made a mistake. Surely that should be “ex-girlfriend”.
Suckah!
This was already posted a day or two ago, but it’s so funny I read it again. This poor schlub... all the other guys in jail are gonna be pointing at him and laughing.
If he tells the judge he’s a Big Bank, maybe he’ll get off with a fine of 10% of the $2,262...
Hmmnnn - let’s see:
1. Robbed and shot recently.
2. Desperately trying to take care of his family.
3. Robs bank with a note.
4. Girlfriend tells him to take the money back.
5. He takes the money back.
Conclusion: Judge should sentence him, but suspend sentence subject to marrying that girlfriend because:
1. Robber-wanna-be needs some supervision and ethical guidance.
2. Girlfriend has demonstrated far more success in changing Wanna-Be’s behavior than any judge or prison is likely to be able to do.