from my favorite President! You Marines, never, EVER... 
fart in my presence!
WTF? Then how else... 
can we communicate with the Big O?
You know, big, both Carl Jung and I agree, sometimes a fart... 
is just a fart.
Oh, great wizard, I think... 
you made a mistake with the Cowardly Lion.
Yeah, I wanted a heart and you gave me... 
a fart!
Way to go, Obama! Make farting... 
a hanging offense!
If they fart... 
kill 'em!
Almost embarrassed President Obama in that meeting... 
but instead I just crapped in my pants.
The monolith-- It's full... 
of farts!
Here at Police Squad, we never, ever fart... 
when the President drops by.
This just in at CNN... 
Ken Brockmann reporting!
President Obama's ban on Marines farting at Muslims... 
has received many reactions--
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the Farting Ban... 
is a step in the right direction!
AlGore says, "Great!... 
another greenhouse gas done away with!"
Ted Kennedy climbed out of his grave... 
to demand the farting ban be expanded to cover the entire Tea Party.
Joining Kennedy's talking corpse was Osama bin Landen's... 
saying he will sue the Seals that killed him as they farted at him, too.
Former President Carter mused, "I tried to ban farting... 
but those evil Republicans and Jews wouldn't let me!
Mitt Ronmey disputes that Obama's Farting Ban... 
is based on the Farting Ban he instituted when governor of Massachusetts.
Steve McCroskey says he picked the wrong day... 
to give up farting.
And in closing, Joe Biden says, "China's One Child Policy is fine with me... 
"but two farts are always better than one!"
And this is Ken Brockmann saying, that's the way it is... 
totally fartless and keep it that way!
Oh well, guess I better get rid... 
of all the pinto beans I had for dinner--