Luckily it wasn't a volcano, or Al Gore's two million degree lava would have incinerated everything, Conan.
[Luckily it wasn’t a volcano, or Al Gore’s two million degree lava would have incinerated everything. ]
Reminds me of the joke where a liberal found a lamp with a Genie and wished that Al Gore would be correct about everything. The Earth Immediately exploded due to the core of the earth suddenly going from several thousand to several million degrees.