Have you actually listened to the lyrics of country music?
“Just a swangin”
“She thinks my tractor’s sexy”
“The way she pushed that bottle to her lips, I wished I was a beer”
Faster Pussycat is classical literature compared to that crap.
That’s a rather limited cross of country lyrics. How ‘bout:
There’s no dollar sign on a piece of mind, this I’ve come to know - Zac Brown
Keep your heart above your head and your eyes wide open - Zac Brown
Life’s not the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away - George Straight
G_d is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington
She thinks we’re just fishin’ - Trace Adkins
Your point is taken, but Country Music can run the whole spectrum from just plain fun to extremely profound. The best part about Country is the stories. The stories always bring me back to where I came from and remind me to appreciate the little things in life.
You know what happens when you play a country records, don’t ya?