Your wife has nothing in her trunk? I'm so sorry! Also sorry that you can't Google “In the trunk” and find a definition in the first 50 pages you click on other than a crap rap title.
As soon as I figure out WTH you're talking about I'll get back to you.
Sounds like you had a bad Trunk Monkey experience, but I could be reading something into your Post that isn't there.
I'll think about it after I get some sleep.
Goodnight...