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Science Creates Chickens With Alligator Snouts, Streets of Miami Now Doomed
Miami New Times ^ | Mon., Aug. 22 2011 | Kyle Munzenrieder

Posted on 08/22/2011 2:18:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 08/22/2011 2:18:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Abzhanov theorized he could undo evolution

hunh. prophetic analysis of man's grasp of godhood.

2 posted on 08/22/2011 2:19:59 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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It is horrible that live is treated with such irreverence.


3 posted on 08/22/2011 2:20:50 PM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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It is horrible that life is treated with such irreverence.


4 posted on 08/22/2011 2:21:03 PM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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Now if they can just find a way to mount rocket launchers on them!!


5 posted on 08/22/2011 2:21:14 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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But can he create a Four-Assed Monkey?


6 posted on 08/22/2011 2:22:56 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Or frickin’ lasers?


7 posted on 08/22/2011 2:23:38 PM PDT by Ingtar (Together we go broke (from a Pookie18 post))
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All hail Chickensaurs Rex lord of the barnyard.

8 posted on 08/22/2011 2:24:46 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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Miami song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0in244FNk8E


9 posted on 08/22/2011 2:26:17 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Absolutely. Frickin’ laser beams on their fricken’ heads!


10 posted on 08/22/2011 2:27:28 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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Certainly turned out better than trying to splice a pig and an elephant's DNA.

11 posted on 08/22/2011 2:27:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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With those two little skinny chicken legs and a great big snout, the critter will fall on it's face and not be able to walk.

Why would anyone want to do this?

12 posted on 08/22/2011 2:27:34 PM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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Or frickin’ lasers?
The Chickenator. Col Sanders should be afraid, very afraid.
13 posted on 08/22/2011 2:28:17 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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“GO, CHICKEN HEART, GO!!!”


14 posted on 08/22/2011 2:28:17 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Chicken Boy is not amused.

15 posted on 08/22/2011 2:28:49 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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>>Certainly turned out better than trying to splice a pig and an elephant’s DNA.

If they spliced chickens with pigs, then we could get eggs that taste like bacon...and that would be great for everyone!


16 posted on 08/22/2011 2:29:32 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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If they spliced chickens with pigs, then we could get eggs that taste like bacon...and that would be great for everyone!

The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.

17 posted on 08/22/2011 2:30:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
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18 posted on 08/22/2011 2:31:40 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Obligatory political joke in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...


19 posted on 08/22/2011 2:32:23 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (If he has nothing to hide, why is he spending so much $$$ hiding it?)
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It is horrible that live is treated with such irreverence.

Buck up, mate! It could be worse. They could be cloning Barack Obama.

20 posted on 08/22/2011 2:41:21 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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