[Cringing Negativism Network]

So you hate the guy with the Australian accent, who tells you, you absolutely “need” a pasta boat?

(not even sure what a pasta boat is, but just saying...)

:D

[mnehring]

It looks like a 25c piece of Tupperware with holes drilled in the lid.

https://www.pastaboat.com/

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL
(seriously, that is on that website)

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Not just that guy. I'm glad Billy Mays is dead. He was absolutely the first person who made me hit the mute button immediately. Next was the roll-on pain reliever that I can't even remember the name of.

My son and I were discussing, just this morning, how those commercials make people look like bumbling fools. Who knew cracking an egg required a PhD in dexterity, or a $19.95 plastic thing? If you don't have an aluminum wallet, you drop your money all over the ground every time you open your leather billfold!

A Pasta Boat: Add pasta and water and hit the button on the microwave. Drain & do your thing. Honestly ... it frees up an element on the stove and the pasta is the perfect texture every time. I bought it at the store though.

Don't you dare try to touch my husband's leopard print Snuggie. You'll pull back a nub because he can still use his arms. :)

[FreedomPoster]

>>(not even sure what a pasta boat is, but just saying...)

Me either. I’m pretty sure they had none when we went to a bunch of restaurants in Tuscany 3 years ago.