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To: SeekAndFind

Two Chinese Jews walk into a bar...


3 posted on 08/21/2011 11:53:30 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Signalman

China’s Borsch Belt?


9 posted on 08/21/2011 1:51:49 PM PDT by RitchieAprile (The Democrat Party is a continuing criminal enterprise..)
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To: Signalman
RE: Two Chinese Jews walk into a bar...

You want a Jewish-Chinese joke, here's one started apparently by Jews who did business with Chinese..



A Chinese man goes to a Jewish man’s wholesale business to buy black bras in size 38.

The Jewish man, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese man buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish businessman tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese man returns a month later and buys the remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish man is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese man, please tell me: “What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese man answers: “I cut them in half and sell the halves as yamurkle caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.”


10 posted on 08/21/2011 2:13:55 PM PDT by SeekAndFind (u)
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