[Fred]

Now these two lasses no how to cook, they do the fishing and the hunting and have some of the best game meat recipes.

http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/two-fat-ladies/index.html

[Scoutmaster]

Now these two lasses no how to cook

Best shift to the past tense.

Jennifer Paterson died in 1998 of lung cancer (she was a chain smoker, as often featured on the show). She did love her butter, lard, and beef drippings - but not lentils (those who watched the show may know that reference).