My wife and I have a standing joke about the Food Network:
Q: What's the difference between an Ina Garten recipe and a Paula Deen recipe?
A: For Ina's recipes, you start with one pound of butter. For Paula's, you start with one pound of lard...
I would wash Ina’s dishes for a month for one day of her cooking. I might mow the lawn also. Jeffrey is a lucky man.
At our house we call Ina Garten the “Big Fat Contessa.” Forgive me.