“Linux starts with the letter L.
Loser starts with the letter L.
COINCIDENCE?????????????”
Do you realize that YOUR NAME starts with the letter L?
My my my...
Untrue. It was a pun. You shoulda seen the other guy. Besides, I was never convicted. The pressure dropped too quickly. That was why I won the 100 year war. It was the lemon juice, that's what did it. The dog blinded me.
There was a sale at K-Mart.
I like to be fashionable.
I was hijacked.
I didn’t think you cared.
My head hurts.
The Devil made me late.
It was against my religion.
I was stuck in traffic all day.