Show this anti-American fraud the door -— NOW!!!
I’m going to pay a visit to my bank today. They just turned me down for a home equity loan because, according to them, I have a credit score of only 372. whatever....
Just wait till I get hold of that lame-a$$ prick manager and set him straight that I always have been — and I always will be! — an 850 credit-score customer.
As if I ever defaulted on anything ever, at my current bank, recently, in the last couple of years or so. A $750,000 mortgage and $67,450 in credit card bills and I have never, ever, even been late on my minimum payment more than three of four times a year. And still they bitch! What can you do with people who are so unreasonable?
And I don’t need no stupid credit rating person to tell me that my bank needs to develop a more balanced approach with me vis-a-vis my $23,000/year income. Dumba$$es don’t even realize that I could make more of my payments, and some of them even on time, if only my debt service wasn’t so freaking high to begin with.
Everyone note, this is NOT from the Onion.