To: nickcarraway
And there I always think a bear did something else in the woods.. Shark fishing never crossed my mind. Now, how this answers the question about a tree falling I’m sure will come to me soon.
2 posted on
08/08/2011 7:38:42 PM PDT by
mnehring
To: nickcarraway
Well, duh.
It’s a land shark.
“Candygram, ma’am.”
3 posted on
08/08/2011 7:41:02 PM PDT by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: nickcarraway
The real question, who jumped it?
4 posted on
08/08/2011 7:42:01 PM PDT by
mnehring
To: nickcarraway
Our Post Office used to have a problem with them.
5 posted on
08/08/2011 7:42:58 PM PDT by
ansel12
( Bristol Palin's book "Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far" became a New York Times, best seller.)
To: nickcarraway
If you go out in the woods today
Be sure for a big surprise
If you go out in the woods today
You better go in disguise
For every shark that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the sharks
Have their picnic
7 posted on
08/08/2011 7:48:28 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: nickcarraway
It's kinda like finding a turtle on a fence post.
You just know someone put him there.
9 posted on
08/08/2011 7:49:41 PM PDT by
YHAOS
(you betcha!)
To: nickcarraway
What’s the surprise, isn’t there a popular saying that goes something like “does a shark sh*t in the woods?”
To: nickcarraway
Shark Found in the Woods
To: nickcarraway
Wasn’t there a White House shark once who was found fosterized in the woods?
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
There was either a tv program, urban legend or a short fiction mystery (yeah...I have no function memory left) featuring a scuba diver high up in the branches of a redwood tree in a forest - the question was how did he get there. The ‘solution’ was that a helicopter called in to dump water on a forest fire was hauling water from the ocean and scooped up a scuba diver by mistake. I guess the shark will make for a sequel tv program, urban legend, or short fiction story.
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...
Obviously scooped out the ocean by firefighting helicopters, like all those skin divers found nearby. ;’) Thanks nickcarraway.
15 posted on
08/08/2011 8:29:36 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: nickcarraway
Is there a law against tossing a shark into the woods? If there isn’t leave it for the buzzards and drop the investigation.
18 posted on
08/08/2011 9:14:21 PM PDT by
Venturer
To: nickcarraway
The Sharks are gonna have their way Tonight
We're gonna hand 'em a surprise Tonight
-PJ
19 posted on
08/08/2011 9:25:00 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
To: nickcarraway
Shark Found in the Woods
21 posted on
08/08/2011 9:35:21 PM PDT by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: nickcarraway
Did they call in the Feds yet?
Sounds like something DHS, FBI and EPA could send 30-50 agents to investigate since there ain't much else going on in the country right now. < /s >
25 posted on
08/09/2011 1:04:02 AM PDT by
The Cajun
(Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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