FOOL!
You have offended the FOWGIC!
You shall taste the bitter dregs of wheatgrass, and dine on brussel sprouts! Your body shall be rent with Pilates. Your women shall be shamed with the denial of Visa. Your children, cast out of Facebook.
Behold our tummies and despair......
O mighty FOWGIC, forbear, behold my trembling, as I incline the head and forelock, thy tummy's insult to appease ....
How'm I doing?
LOL! I'll try to stay in good with FOWGIC .....