Looks like a lazy-assed bird, if you ask me. Can even bother to stand on its own two feet. No wonder it’s going extinct.
Hey, Woody! The grubs and larva ain’t gonna fall outta the sky and into your beak, you shiftless peckerwood. Get your sexually dimorphic ass off that branch and get to work!
woodpeckers legs are designed for hanging on to trees, not walking on the ground,accounting for the slouch.