“why *is* there a Salmon, Idaho?”
Something fishy about it.
(Probably because the Salmon river runs through it?)
The guys at work were asking if I saw the guy in the bunny suit. I said no, I don’t hang around elementary schools like you.
They asked me why I was such a regular guy. Because Sh!+ happens.
One of them (hispanic) told me he never heard of the fun park “Lagoon”, down by SLC, until around the year 2000. I asked him if that was the year he learned to speak English.
Why didn’t the snobbish mother potato want her daughter to marry the newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
> (Probably because the Salmon river runs through it?)
Naw, that seems too easy.
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