perhaps if she had gotten her little behind paddled
Yes, that’s it. This is a cry for help.
She is reaching out, she knows she needs
a good paddling but is afraid to reveal
her desires.
Much as I would find it distasteful, I
will volunteer to administer to her needs.
She has been a baad girl, baaad...
Only if it were the Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.