There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Backards and forards means I know everything about you.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin’ or off to Wally World.
We don’t need no dang Driver’s Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
Thanks for the chuckle.
As my wife’s “Nanny” used to say “Why Shhhhh hit fire and save the matches”.