[Salamander]

They’ve classified my area as “suburban” now.
That’s hysterical.

How many “suburban” two lane roads get closed down due to a herd of Angus snapping a fence and throwing a cow liberation party?

They wish.

There are so few people here in “the suburbs” that our little post office is being shut down and our mail is now being delivered from the next nearest town...a “suburb” of about 300 people.

Although, since they do have 2 stop lights now, that town is probably considered “urban”.

Laughable.

[Smokin' Joe]

If they have two stoplights (not on the same intersection), they are the 'big city'...(8^D)

Looks like the DC Communists are going to make their Agenda 21 quota for their UN overlords the old fashioned way--cook the books!

[Hunton Peck]

"...a herd of Angus snapping a fence and throwing a cow liberation party?"

These characters ain't Angus, but maybe they're in league with 'em: