In a related development ... the Des Moines Police Department issued an APB for the bratwurst:
It is described as armed, dangerous and ...EXTREMELY plump and tasty !!!
1 posted on
07/26/2011 11:37:52 AM PDT by
Lmo56
To: Lmo56
When bratwursts are outlawed, only outlaws will have bratwursts.
2 posted on
07/26/2011 11:45:57 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Financial Repression.......it answers a lot of questions.....read about it on FinancialSense.com.)
To: Lmo56
Is that a bratwurst in your pocket or...?
3 posted on
07/26/2011 11:46:06 AM PDT by
Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
To: Lmo56
Banks picked up a nearby bratwurst and hurled it at the victim’s chest. Police documented grease marks on Jones’ clothing for the police report. Good thing they weren't TSA agents or the woman would have been assaulted a second time as they documented/groped the grease mark area.
5 posted on
07/26/2011 11:50:14 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Financial Repression.......it answers a lot of questions.....read about it on FinancialSense.com.)
To: Lmo56
Sargeant: "Did you collect the weapon as evidence?"
Patrolman: "Bbbuuurrrrp! Well....define "collect", Sarge...."
7 posted on
07/26/2011 11:54:52 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Financial Repression.......it answers a lot of questions.....read about it on FinancialSense.com.)
To: Lmo56
She could have simply eaten the Bratwurst, thus disarming the attacker.
8 posted on
07/26/2011 11:57:35 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Lmo56
Things quickly went from bad to wurst.
To: Lmo56
17 posted on
07/26/2011 12:33:36 PM PDT by
NCjim
(Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
To: Lmo56
At least she wasn’t assulted with a Weiner.
18 posted on
07/26/2011 12:49:04 PM PDT by
Zathras
To: Lmo56
Yum!
I’d like to be assaulted by a pizza!
19 posted on
07/26/2011 1:05:11 PM PDT by
GnuHere
To: Lmo56
Hmm,Bill Clinton in town?
20 posted on
07/26/2011 1:25:00 PM PDT by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: Lmo56
Hmm,Bill Clinton in town?
21 posted on
07/26/2011 1:25:03 PM PDT by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: Lmo56
“Police said that while leaving the apartment, Banks yelled that she would do it again if provided an opportunity.”
STOP ME BEFORE I BRATWURST AGAIN!
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