I actually teach Native American Antrhopology at a community college. It always amazes me how supposedly well educated people can jump to such outlandish conclusions based on the slimmest of evidence. I would not doubt that some serious anthropologist will come up with the same silliness I have been spouting. He/she will probably publish a paper drawing the same conclusions that people have been joking about on this thread, only it will be taken seriously.
Of course they will, since you just gave it academic legitimacy. And they'll blame you if ridiculed for it; or claim you're a plagiarist if it flies, and you try to claim precedence.
A CC instructor is too lowly on the academic publishing totem pole for any other result.