LOL!
All good reasons that I’m glad I live in the boonies.
So far, nobody’s ever questioned the random, sporadic conflagrations that occur in my back yard.
[I was cooking steaks over the fire pit...yeah...that’s the ticket]
;D
During one *actual* cookout, I had the fire pit raging and drove 6’ wooden poles into the ground on either side and put life-size ceramic human skulls atop them.
I could see the neighbors peeping frequently and worriedly out of their windows for *hours*.
The roaring flames caused such a lovely interplay of light and shadow across the skulls’ surfaces.
[yes, I am that weird....so what?]
;]
Actually, North Dakota is the boonies (no HOAs here!)
I have such boring neighbors...