[Tijeras_Slim]

You know that grace before meals at the Eaker house includes the line “Please Lord, let us not have to stop, drop, and roll.”

[patton]

LOL = “stop, drop, and roll, Dick, roll.”

[Salamander]

LOLOL!!!!!

[I hear the dogs all wear flack jackets]

[null and void]

My children still salivate any time a smoke alarm goes off.

I had them convinced for years that it was dad’s dinner bell...