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Isn’t finding a planet that looks like Helen Thomas’s head a sign of the Apocalypse?

I don't have the verse in front of me but yes I believe that is correct ;)

And of course it is inevitable that we will find a Helen Thomas planet someday. Simple probability says there must be one out there. If something as complex as life can exist somewhere else in the cosmos, then it is a given that a planet shaped like Helen Thomas's head is out there. And Alfred E. Newman's. And the entire cast of Gilligan's Island for that matter.

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Just for the record, I’d rather live on Mary Anne than Ginger.