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Posted on 07/22/2011 5:45:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:46:19 AM PDT
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Currentriverrat
(Stop cap and trade fraud.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:46:29 AM PDT
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Currentriverrat
(Stop cap and trade fraud.)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIVE!!!!! Have a nice weekend all!
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:47:16 AM PDT
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Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIVE!!!!! Have a nice weekend all!
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:47:21 AM PDT
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Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
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07/22/2011 5:48:00 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:48:46 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
IB4TP!
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:50:02 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
("A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill." — Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Lucky9teen
More rules for buying gifts for men
Rule #6:
Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. “Socks” “Shorts” “Cups” “Saucers” “Door” “Lock” “Sink”... You get the idea. No one knows why.
Rule #7:
Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.
Rule #8:
Men enjoy danger. That’s why they never cook - but they will barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. “Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?”
Rule #9:
Tickets to a football game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to “A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts.” Everyone knows why.
Rule #10:
Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chainsaw. If you don’t know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when he gets a label maker.
Rule #11:
It’s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rule #12:
Rope. Men love rope. It takes them back to their cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8” manila rope. No one knows why.
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:52:22 AM PDT
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CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:52:22 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:53:24 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
("A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill." — Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Lucky9teen
Best one I've seen in a while...
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:55:33 AM PDT
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Aevery_Freeman
(White Hetero Able Male (WHAM) a.k.a. NOT Holder's people)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/22/2011 5:56:16 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:07:29 AM PDT
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ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:10:03 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Monkey Face
Not necessarily silliness but fun, nevertheless. Open (or cut and paste) the link and follow the instructions... Then "click me to get trippy", Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then.. Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse.. NOT BEFORE! (it is no joke, it is called "cenesthetic hallucination") http://www.neave.com/strobe/
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:10:26 AM PDT
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IM2MAD
To: Aevery_Freeman
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:17:29 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: CPOSharky
That’s really great! But where are rules 1 - 5?
Mark
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:21:08 AM PDT
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: CPOSharky
Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.Meh. I love "some assembly required." I get to get my tools out, and maybe, just maybe, I'll have a really good excuse to buy a new tool.
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:33:02 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
To: MarkL
That’s really great! But where are rules 1 - 5? Silliness two weeks ago.
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posted on
07/22/2011 6:39:30 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
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