Lindsay Lohan can't afford counseling, her attorney argues. Really

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[Perdogg]

She looks good for 40, but too bad she's just 25.

[Perdogg]

ping

[Dilbert San Diego]

Hard to believe that someone who was one of the biggest stars in the world can’t pay her bills. Hard to believe she can’t afford counseling because she doesn’t have health insurance through the screen actors guild.

What happened to all her money?

If she is broke, can she talk to Larry Flynt about some photography??????

[bmwcyle]

Helped her case. 2.63%

Hurt her case. 57.89%

Who knows, but it hurt my brain. 36.84%

Other -- and I might explain in comments 2.63%

[Perdogg]

She went to court in $1,000 shoes.

[free me]

The counseling is free in jail.

[tanknetter]

If she is broke, can she talk to Larry Flynt about some photography??????

If ever there was a time to kick off the "LiLo does porn" betting pool, this is it.

[Natural Law]

I know a few lads who are willing to counsel her for free......

[AceMineral]

Is she a dues paying member of SAG? If she is current, why doesn’t she avail herself of her union’s benefits?

[Perdogg]

I would.

[chris37]

But what was she actually the star of, aside from her own failing life?

The only thing I can even remember her in was a Herbie remake or something, oh and “I Know Who Killed Me”, which I didn’t bother to see, because I know who killed her too, she did.

Her money went up her nose, she’s a coke head.

As far as Flynt goes, I would personally pay her money to keep her clothes on. She’s got nothing that I want to see, I do not find her even remotely attractive.

[Gena Bukin]

If she is broke, can she talk to Larry Flynt about some photography??????

Everyone's already seen the goods.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Some candid photography ... nudge nudge wink wink ... perhaps:

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She’s still completely out of control. Counseling will not help. She needs a good long stretch of involuntary confinement to have a chance of getting off booze and drugs.

[JPG]

Too bad for you. Lindsay bats from the other side of the plate.

[dfwgator]

I just read where she’s dating a guy now. I think she’s a Trisexual, as in, if it’s sexual, she’ll “Tri” it.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Doesn’t she have someone elses jewelry to pawn?

[jmacusa]

Not to worry. I hear Lilo is coming out with her new autobiography. It’s titled “My Incredible Awesome Car Crash Life’’ by Lindsey Lohan. Should sell big!

[SAJ]

If she keeps boozing and snorting her way through life, she’ll become a very active member of sag(no caps) in very short order.

[Vendome]

You know, I think I’d have a couple of drinks and hit it.

Might make her feel better too.