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To: RaceBannon
Or the sheriff's threat in Blazing Saddles...


9 posted on 07/15/2011 8:43:55 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: pookie18

Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the n***** gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He’s just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I’ll blow this n*****’s head all over this town!

Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!

[Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]

Harriet Johnson: Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?

Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That’s a sure way to get him killed!

Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He’p me, he’p me! Somebody he’p me! He’p me! He’p me! He’p me!

Bart: [low voice] Shut up!

[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!

[looks into the camera]
Bart: And they are so *dumb*!


16 posted on 07/15/2011 10:55:45 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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