[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

>>I’d like to be in the NBA and make millions per year. I’m only 4’ 3”, can’t jump, hate basketball and generally am uncoordinated. Should I sue? By the way I am an ancephalic quadrapelegic.<<

I was afraid I would be perceived as “mean,” and the girl would get a lot more sympathy.

Thankfully, this is Free Republic, where sanity reigns. ;-)

[4yearlurker]

I used to go out with a girl with no legs. I was nuts over her.