If you know of a cold way to get aluminum out of bauxite, please don’t post it - freepmail me.
I promise to share the profits! I will even name it Pontiac Patton Aluminum!
See? You get top billing.
LOL.
“If you know of a cold way to get aluminum out of bauxite ...”
Funny you should mention that. I just happen to have been working on this special mixture of rare-earth catalysts, and I’ve got this black box, see, that I put these catalysts in, see, and then I add some powdered bauxite and some plain sea water that’s been slightly heated into one end of this black box, see, and in a few minutes, see, almost pure aluminum comes out of the other end of the black box, see, and ...
Pontiac Patton Aluminum ... but is it transparent??? Could there be stashes of it around the ruins but we just can’t see it? ... Flojistum here we come!